i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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