hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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