is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
this hospital has no fireball
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Randomize
