so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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