my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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