My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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