Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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