Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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