i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
why is half of my head shaved?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
