I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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