I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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