I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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