Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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