He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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