About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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