how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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