So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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