Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
