You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The power of my boobs compel you
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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