Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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