Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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