Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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