I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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