If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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