I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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