some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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