Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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