Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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