so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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