I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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