how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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