Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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