i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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