Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I forget how to act sober
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