One girl and one boy is just not enough.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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