"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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