We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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