Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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