No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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