nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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