what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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