I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'd cum for enchiladas.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
wow bdsm is so cute
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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