Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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