So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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