I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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