i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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