Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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