You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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