Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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