you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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