You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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